No real post for today? Fer fuck's sake.
Lady Grantham, please accept my sincerest and gravest apologies. You see, I am drunk and want to watch TV. Your show, in fact. I'm so drunk and want to get off on retro English awkward silences and imagine kissing their stiff upper lips and fantasize about their privileged sweat dripping onto my abdomen.
Don't worry Mary, I'll stay away from all Turkish diplomats.
Argh, I suck.
Point taken.
