Dear Ms. Williams,
Not a lot of people know this, but I played some tennis back in the day and I love the sport. I have always been a fan of yours (and your sister's), and have had the honor of watching you play on several occasions. Always a delight. But wow, you have just rocketed yourself past the world of man to become an astronomical object, a celestial body. Literally.
Holy Moses, lady. You are Wonder Woman.
I know there will be some trolls out there saying "OMG WTF FAT." Please ignore them. Do not allow their brain-curdled exclamations get within 100 miles of your gorgeous ears. They are maggots. There will also be some people who will say "Finally! A real woman's body with real curves!" but they are naive in their inclusivity. *I* have a "real" body. It does not look like yours. Yours is the body of a gladiator; a body that comes once in a millennium and only from a lifetime's love for sport combined with an otherworldly work ethic, and should be worshiped and celebrated as the divine ideal it is.
Please keep doing what you're doing, preferably in the buff.
Sincerely yours,
Julie Kang
(Image from Just Jared)
